Top 10 Misc

In no particular order

10-AB turfs it down the stairs in Heber- The stairs of death... Anyone who has seen that flight of stairs knows that nobody who falls down them had a pleasant experience. The bigger they are the harder they fall. That theory rung true that day.

9- Ryan maces himself with Shelly's mace. Hmmmm I wonder what this does? Ouch!! Not many people were there or know that happened, but it was funny.

8- Busted toilet papering. Ryan, Bryan and I snuck out in the middle of the night and tagged a house. We knew the people we nailed and upon return to the house, all the lights in the house were on and we knew we were in trouble. Dad tried to tell me I was going to knock on the victim's door, apologize and clean it up. I refused. Dad persisted. I refused. We both laughed, and I was sternly warned against doing it again.

7-Who is Will Train? Popular guy.

6-Ryan do I need to come back there? Dad embarrasses Ryan on the school bus. They were going to a Jazz game for Jr. Jazz. Some kids were acting up on the bus. Dad falsely accused Ryan of being part of it and in front of a bunch of his peers asked "Ryan, Do I need to come back there"? Ryan was not thrilled.

5-I was pulled over for driving without a license when I was 15. My name was said over the police scanner and I was the butt of many jokes at basketball practice the next day.

4- I'll have some flan.... and a limonada. John makes fun of his friend's Spanish while on vacation in Mexico.

3- John and I stole his neighbor's sign out of her yard that essentially told people to stay the hell off her street. She used to own it as a private road, but no longer did, yet tried to act as if she did. Our journey included jumping a fence and laying on hard cow crap to hide. It was like we were a couple teenagers out toilet papering or something.

2- Al Sauce.

1- At the movie theater in Heber. Mom asks for licorice, she is about to be handed a ziploc bag extracted from a Costco bulk value pack. Mom's response was holding up her hand while firmly and sarcastically declaring "Absolutely not."